Dude! He - or is it a she? - looks like an extra from the movie Cloverfield!
The scientific name for this creature is Bathynomus giganteus. He is - essentially - a deep-sea underwater bug.
And, whew, is he ugly.
Apparently this 30-inch long guy (which makes him only slightly smaller than Tattoo on Fantasy Island) latched onto the side of a remotely operated vehicle (ROV) operating in the Gulf of Mexico, near an oil rig.
This deep-sea isopod is a cousin of the roly-polies or pill bugs - sort of like a roly-poly on steroids. The next time you think about crushing a roly-poly, just remember: It's cousin might be watching.
Or maybe not. Because these Bathynomus giganteuses live about 8,500 feet below the ocean's surface. (Still, don't step on roly-polies... They're cute and essentially harmless - although they have been known to feed on strawberries.)
Sources close to the Republican Party say they weren't aware that Newt Gingrich could swim that deep under the water.
Included below, just in case you need your Bathynomus giganteus fix, is a video of the critters in action, chowing down on a dead hunk of tuna that sank to the bottom of the ocean. And let me tell you: These suckers ain't waiting for the mayonnaise.
Ding-a-ling-a-ling... Supper's on!!!